A tee, gold front, Housing as a Right on the back. Wear it to the next open house, where you'll be competing with a hedge fund.
They told us to just work hard and buy a home. They forgot to mention the home now costs eleven times the salary, the down payment's a fantasy, and an investment firm already bid $40k over asking in cash. First, last, security, and your firstborn — the punchline of an entire generation that did everything right and still can't get the keys. Housing as a right isn't radical. It's just the deal our parents got, restored.
