A clean tee, gold slogan on the front, The Floor on the back. Combed cotton, durable — unlike, apparently, the average American's financial stability.
Here's a fun fact about the richest country in the history of the planet: most of its people are one transmission, one ER visit, one cut shift away from disaster. One bad month shouldn't end you. That we have to put that on a shirt is a little embarrassing, honestly. The floor fixes it. We promise it's cheaper than the chaos.
